“Why is Freddie Mercury dead and Lady Gaga alive?!”

“Bah. Queen were slick and superficial. Bob Dylan’s where it’s at!!1”

“Bob Dylan couldn’t sing his way out of a paper bag!!!!11one”

“Paper bags suck, you need plastic for everything short of holding a burger!!111eleven”

“BURGERS?!?! Fucking plebs, how can you eat that shit. Move up in the world and have a steak!!!!1111eleventy”

Why is it that those with the best taste are always the most bitter?